Seven things I hate about Christmas

1. Panic Buying
Food disappears off the shelves like people are stocking up for a nuclear war and alcohol is brought like the public expect prohibition to start in the New Year

2. Pub Price Hike
Just because the pub puts up a bit of tinsel and the bar staff all don Santa hats it does not mean that they can double the entrance price and put a quid on the cost of drinks.

3. Christmas Food
Mince Pies, Xmas Pudding, bread sauce, cranberry sauce; the list of awful food goes on.

4. Shit Songs
I hate Xmas songs and the same old shite is thrown into the charts again and again every Christmas – will Slade please write a new song and Cliff Richard stop writing songs.

5. No Snow.
Years ago we were guaranteed a good two foot of snow and now if we are lucky we get a miserable half inch of slush.

6. Shit TV
Five hours of Eastenders, Xmas special after Xmas special and endless repeats.

7. Carole Singers
Three ASBO wielding youths singing (off key) the first verse of “Silent Night” over and over again is not my idea of entertainment.